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marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via pizza)

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

(via pizza)

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

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givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

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nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

image

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spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via pizza)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

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