(Source: dulect, via perks-of-being-chinese)

nonomella:

nonomella:

there is literally an air raid siren sounding over the school system right now what’s going on what do it do

well all the kids disappeared for a while but now they’re back so i assume it was a fire alarm or something

if so

that was the most horrible choice for a fire alarm 

(Source: 64px, via pizza)

thelindsaytuggey:

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

I hope this man achieves his goal.

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

(via pizza)

gavinffree:

A thousand disbelievers couldn’t keep me on the ground

(Source: gavinffree, via achievement-hunter-thats-why)

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

(via pizza)

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

image

(via pizza)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via pizza)

sciencefictionbaby:

#i like how she glares at them afterwards #like ‘Tell me I’m wrong I dare you’

sciencefictionbaby:

 

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